WORLDS BEST SPANKINGS...AND MORE! IF INTERESTED, SEND AN EMAIL INSTEAD OF FLIRTING, I CANNOT RESPOND TO FLIRTS SIR PANDA: OLD... FAT... ARTHRITIC... PARTIALLY DISABLED... MARRIED... YOU ARE STILL READING??? OK... LET US GET A FEW THINGS STRAIGHT RIGHT OFF THE BAT 1. BREASTS DO NOT IMPRESS ME...SO, DO NOT SEND ME PHOTOS OF YOUR BREASTS (I REALLY DON'T CARE WHAT SIZE THEY ARE!) 2. YOUR PRIVATES DO NOT IMPRESS ME...SO, DO NOT SEND ME PHOTOS OF YOUR PRIVATES! (THAT JUST LOWERS MY OPINION OF YOU!) 3. SEEING A PHOTO OF YOU "GOING DOWN" ON SOME OTHER GUY DOES NOT IMPRESS ME!...SO, DO NOT SEND ME ANY OF THOSE EITHER! 4. I WANT TO SEE A PHOTO OF YOUR FACE...MOST IMPORTANTLY OF ALL, YOUR EYES! SIR PANDA: Like the creature whose name he borrowed is, BIG CUDDLY Slow moving("NEVER rush a good thing"), Dominant(42 yrs experience as Dom/Master), Passionate, Crazy! I Strongly believe that the "5 most important things in life" are: 1.GOD 2.FAMILY 3.TRUTH 4.HONOR 5.LOVE MY LOVES: to "smell the lilacs", my orchids, plants(HEY...it's a "jungle" in here), bonsai, Photography, Music, Martial arts, ZEN, woodworking, movies, traveling, computers, reading, and almost anything else once, Twice or more if I like it! Dominant, Sensitive, Compassionate, Radical sense of humor (if I can't get a giggle out of you...you had better start looking for a Pulse!). "WORLDS BEST SPANKINGS...GUARANTEEED!" Looking For: A SLAVE/SUBBIE WHO WILL PROVE HER WORTH! Ideal Person:???...IS THERE ONE??? FIRST OF ALL, The following was "BORROWED" (with permission)from my good friend "silksoul4u" because Her Thoughts sum up my feelings exquisitely!..."(Hopping up onto soap box here) ...Just have to get something off my chest. I love to read profiles here... and I want to point out something to all the people who are, or THINK they are submissive. So many of them state...."I want a Master who will do THIS for me, and THAT for me. I want a Dom who will tie me up and make ME feel good." Thats fine. What YOU want out of this lifestyle is very important. But you have forgotten what it means to truly 'submit' to someone, and all it entails. If you REALLY are a submissive and want to devote yourself to a Dom or Master, stop thinking about what pleasure YOU are going to get out of it, and start thinking about what YOU will do for your future Master. That's what being submissive is about....devoting your whole being towards giving that special someone all the pleasure you can.......making THEM feel good. And the more you do that......please THEM.....the more they will desire to please YOU. Thats one of the reasons they call it a 'power exchange'. Think about it. And you dont want to give them pleasure just for your own gain.......you do it because you love them deeply, and want to see that look of contentment and happiness on their face.....and you want to know that their soul has been touched by your love!" MY REQUIREMENTS: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* HONESTY at all times! \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* INTELLIGENCE...I really DON'T want to have to quote "Samuel Jackson" from "Pulp Fiction"! \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* FEMININITY("Roseanne" just doesn't cut it!) \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* MANNERS \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* You should Love to cook(I DON'T LIKE TO, SO YOU HAVE TO) or, if unable to cook, You should make enough to afford to take me out for dinner! \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* SENSE OF HUMOR is "MANDATORY". \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* SUBMISSIVE but, Having your own goals in life and not afraid to share them is important as well! \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* NOT a "FELIX", or an "OSCAR"! \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* A "NEED" to Serve, Gets pleasure from providing Pleasure. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* NO DOPERS/ALCOHOLICS/SMOKERS \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* AND OF COURSE...A DESIRE for "REAL TIME"! OH YES... LAST BUT NOT LEAST..... P.S. MY IDEA OF HEAVEN IS A NICE LOG HOME ON AT LEAST 100 ACRES OF FORESTED LAND, WITH A STREAM AND OR POND, AT LEAST 20-30 MILES FROM THE NEAREST TOWN!

My Ideal Person RICH, GORGEOUS, MASOCHISTIC, SEXY, TRUE SUBBIE/SLAVE

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
GLEN MILLER, BEETHOVEN, LISZT, ...TOO MANY TO LIST

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
YES. BARBARA FELDON. HER EYES.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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