We're back and still as horny as we have always been... Thanks for visiting ... keep it clean ... cum often and just have fun! We see the NEED to post the following ... it's a shame, but we're finding exactly what our friends are telling us ... 95% of people here are fake, phony and simply full of shyt... Read on: 1) IF your profile has zero pics, your hiding from something and we don't want a part of whatever the drama is ... move on! 2) IF your profile has one pic, it's probably stolen or some other rea, laziness maybe ... move on! 3) IF the "few" pics on your profile are out of focus and/or fuzzy, looking like they belong back in your sock drawer ... move on! 4) IF you are a couple and any of the three above apply, someone in that relationship isn't here with the other ... YOU REALLY NEED to move on! 5) IF you contact us thinking we'll drop everything and answer you NOW, you have issues and definately ... move on! 6) IF you are a single male, you probably haven't even read this far ... MOVE ON! 7) IF you and your spouse/bf/gf are not HWP, (Height/weight proportionate) ... have fun enjoying each other, eat some more snacks, lay on the couch and get heavier, but regardless ... move on! 8) IF you are younger than 35, enjoy your adventures, we'd envy your youth, BUT, we have s just younger than you ... HUGZZZ and move on! 9) ANY/ALL dick picks showing up in our flirts or emails will be BLOCKED. Please enjoy our pics if you like but, move on! 10) AGAIN, ANY male attempting to contact us for ANY rea without a partner we can see and talk with, you will be BLOCKED (we have several hundred blocked as of this post) ... move on! NOTE: For couples that DO contact us: a) IF it appears that your texted your message to us with text-type lingo ... NO response! b) IF we do not respond, thank you for your sweet effort but we have viewed your profile (probably if we had our interest peaked that far) and we have decided for whatever rea we are not a match. You will not be able to "browbeat" us into changing our mind and we will chuckle and BLOCK you! We will only respond to mail that we consider classy and hot where the writer has actually taken the time to gather our interest, where the writer has a confident profile that has some time invested with a goal of meeting legitimate friends to play or enjoy company with. NONE OF THE ABOVE IS NEGOTIABLE ... IF ANY OF IT OFFENDS YOU, WELL, FUK OFF AND MOVE ON!!! ... Have a nice day! :) [COLOR deeppink][SIZE 5]WARNING - This profile is a "work-in-progress" and will tend to change daily until as such a time that satisfaction is achieved by the entire crew. Hard hats and work boots are not required. Open minds, sexy attitudes and lingerie are pre-requisites to gain access to the construction. Please see the Supervisor for inquiries and actual work schedules.[/SIZE][/COLOR] [COLOR deeppink][B]We are a fun, outgoing couple. He is very straight and she is very bi sexual.[/B][/COLOR] [B][COLOR deeppink]Fun and drama are not similar activities. If you choose drama, please pass us by... However, if fun is your game... we'd love to play with you![/COLOR][/B] [COLOR orangered][B]Our "fun" involves photography and we will try to keep things fresh with new photos weekly. Please enjoy and we'd love to know what you think. Rate them or comment with class and we'll definitely attempt to accommodate inquir[/COLOR]es.[/B]

My Ideal Person Busy, busy, busy these days, but we intend to get out and about much more often REAL soon. Having said that ... meeting easy-going, sexy and confident couples will be our target audience.
We are social drinkers, social smokers so meeting the same is ideal, but not exclusive. If you prefer non-smokers, we DO understand and NO hard feelings! (We really should quit, next on the list of things-to-do!) So, if we quit, we'll have to replace with a better, more stimulating activity.
We do prefer a couple HWP! We do stay in shape and would interact nicely IF you are in good shape as well, to include long-lasting stamina!

More to cum in this spot soon .....