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mship2017 42/M
Seattle, Washington
Presentation
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.
I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.
Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.
I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. ren trust me.
I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.
I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.
Min Idealperson No drama. Must be drug and disease free.
Min Idealperson No drama. Must be drug and disease free.
Information
Sexuell Läggning:
Hetero
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Söker: Kvinnor |
Födelsedatum: | 14 januari 1982 |
Reser till: | Puerto Vallarta, Jalisco, Mexiko |
Flytta?: | Föredrar att inte säga |
Civilstånd: | singel |
Längd: | 5 ft 10 in / 177-180 cm |
Kroppstyp: | Atletisk |
Röker: | Jag röker inte |
Dricker: | Jag dricker socialt emellanåt |
Droger: | Jag använder inte droger |
Utbildning: | Föredrar att inte säga |
Etnicitet: | vit |
Religion: | Föredrar att inte säga |
Mandom: | Lång/Tjock |
Omskuren: | Ja |
Talar: | Engelska |
Hårfärg: | Brun |
Hårlängd: | Långt |
Ögonfärg: | Blue |
Glasögon eller Kontaktlinser: | Inga |