WARNING WARNING WARNING !!! :::This is a DARK RIDE::: I reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. The only one I am concerned with mastering is myself all else is secondary to that end. Mine is a body of scars and my face is a map of the world. Maybe you should look up the definition of the word pagan before going any farther. I am the evil twin of Paganjack. For images and info view that profile. To clarify I am not two-faced or else i sure wouldn't be wearing this one. But then again I'm not even my type. I have an ass like popeye's face and a face like Popeye's ass and am living proof that you don't need a big prick if you ARE a big prick.

My Ideal Person Some of my friends have joked with me about needing a warning label and perhaps an explanation for newbies. I play in real life and dont do Cyber. I have provided a warning label here for your amusement.
Warning Label

1) If the idea of having 70+ orgasms in a 4-18 hour play session scares you, perhaps I ain’t the right play partner for you.

2) If you are a woman and the idea of soaking the bed sheets and comforter embarrasses you, perhaps I ain’t the right play partner for you.

3) If you have heart conditions or other health issues that prevents you from prolonged periods of ecstasy, perhaps I ain’t the right play partner for you.

4) If you ask for hard play and are then horrified to find whip marks, welts and bruises in the morning and this scares you, definately I ain’t the right play partner for you. Perhaps you should change your definition of “hard”.

5) If you ask for soft or sensation play and are disappointed by the absence of whip marks, welts and bruises in the morning, perhaps I aIn’t the right play partner for you. I respect the preferred levels of play of our partners.

6) If you are looking for a quick and intense fuck, perhaps I ain’t the right play partner for you.

7) If you do not want sex involved in your BDSM whether by domination, role play, toys, manual manipulation or full physical contact in any way, perhaps I ain’t the right play partner for you.

If being around people who smoke is a problem for you, perhaps I ain’t the right play partner for you.

10) offer void in Utah and where prohibited by law.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Massage, what ya got?

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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