OK, so I'm not a flying purple people-eater, but it got your attention...*LOL*... I'm very laid back and easy going. I can be playful and mischievous at times and I'm notorious for starting water wars, but I know when to be serious, too. I wanted to try internet dating because, gosh, now I have the opportunity to be rejected by women who have never even met me. I work for a very good company and my work schedule is early daytime, Monday thru Friday. I went out with one woman who got me ALL excited by telling me she was "bi-." Being the red-blooded American male that I am, my mind immediately leapt to the unrealistic fantasy of a threesome with two women. When we got back to her place, I found out she meant "-polar." The threesome was her, me, and her evil alter ego that made Godzilla seem like Pollyanna. Okay, so I'm not really into threesomes...I'm a monogamous kinda guy...but I have a kooky sense of humor and enjoy telling funny stories and making people laugh. I DID have an experience with a bipolar woman who had quit taking her meds and she chose to break into my house, but that's a long story I can recount if you wish to write and ask. There ARE some very different people out there and I've dated all of the female variety, I think, in central Missouri, and been married to two of them. My friends now call me the Psycho Magnet. I'm sure there are women out there, too, wondering the same thing I am: When did most of the populace become insane and where the heck are all the normal people? At any rate, I've become much more selective now. I make it a strict rule to no longer date women who have horns protruding from their foreheads, can make their head rotate all the way around, have fangs or glowing eyes, or speak with demonic voices. Please be fair and show your photo since you get to see mine.

My Ideal Person I'd enjoy finding a woman who has a compatible nature with my fun-loving, easy-going, quirky personality.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room, Anywhere

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Light Bondage, Food Play, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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