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Sponsored by CrankAssault Energy drinks ! CrankAssault: Assault the day !® Oh does your blog not have a corporate sponsor ? Interesting . I found this awesome ambient tribal horrorcrunk record today , you probably wouldn’t like it though . The AdultFriendFinder robots that send you fake flirts fainate me . Lately they've been sending me fake flirts from Missouri . I realize that's the Midwest still but the Midwest is a big place . Are there really that many people willing to drive hours for clumsy fore and a quick flop and slop ? I was buying a big bag of army men today to replace the casualties for the Washing Machine Offensive and I realized something . They're all army MEN . How come the equality people haven't freaked out about this ? How am I supposed to teach the I don't have about the importance of military if n of the little green soldiers look like her ? There's a in there for god's sake and they can't make lady solider to toss in the bag ? And I know what you're going to say "40 , those plastic soldiers are the same s they designed in the 40's there were no women in the military then ." First of that's wrong , they were in combat but there were women in the military . But second you're missing the big picture . If I can't teach the I don't have about military we have a real problem on our hands because since the 60's military volunteers increasingly come from smaller and smaller subsections of the country and more and more often from the same families . Some people say that the US is inadvertently in the process of creating a warrior caste - which is bad news . I mean they talked about on an Episode of ER in 2001 so you know it's a real thing . The whole idea behind having a volunteer citizen-solider military force is that they're us and we're them - you never have to worry about the military "taking over" because we're all just people you know ? But that is threatened if say 80% of the people in the military all come from the same geographic area with the same culture . If some wanted to pass a law saying only people in Wyoming could serve in the military no would be excited about that . So by the same token it's probably not a good idea if only people from Tennessee are volunteering right ? The point is if you don't get off your fanny and tell Airfix and Matchbox to make a lady "army man" we may have to institute some form of mandatory military in order to preserve our way of life . Did you know that in 1913 HG Wells published a set of rules for wargaming with your green army men that ultimately led to the creation of D&D ? Of course you didn't . What kind of insane person would know that ? It was a mad dash . Sadly I arrived just in time to see the pirate king fire his blunderbuss and Craig Kilborn slump to the floor . Miss Bixby reamed and turned to her VIP sexbot for comfort only to find that it was poorly calibrated after the upgrades she had recently made . It crushed her chest with its mechanical arms . Her heart was pierced with shards of her own crushed ribcage . Which is a metaphor for love if ever there was . Kim’s face went ashen white at the grisly spectacle . Miss Bixby’s body bent backwards and all her bs reaches for the endless sky , breaking free from her spine . Silky blackess poured from her horribly dangling entrails – infecting all nearby with limitless dark . The pirates clawed at their eyes as cold black slime slithered upwards through newly made slits in their flesh , stealing away their reams into a terrible breathlessness . Jeff and Woody realize too late that what they thought was a burning desire to compete was really just as mark for their desire to hold another , and to be held in kind – a yearning for each other’s touch . As the blackness engulfed them the last thing they tasted was each other’s tears . Earthroot ed upon her ancestor spirt Mountain Shadow to shield and protect her . But nothing answered back . Nothing . Putting first by putting employees first, immediately after prioritizing fiscal responsibilities and leveraging profitability towards exceeding by empowering our employees to put (and themselves) first, in a diverse and respectful environment of only those that come first, first. |
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Them there clamps don't look properly placed to me. But what do I know. The one time someone tried to put nipple clamps on me, they wouldn't stay on because my petite little nipples didn't provide enough to grab on to, bwahahaha.
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2/23/2018 7:13 pm |
Yes so many messages and yet so little answers hmmm something smells like bots to me lol
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If green army men were designed in the 40s (which they were cuz some have bazookas) how could HG Wells create a war game 30 years before? OMG! The Time Machine is real Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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